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I did it all.

The story of a man and his neck.

Created on 2005-04-06 10:56:44 (#6708244), last updated 2005-04-14

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Name:georges_neck
Birthdate:05-25
Location:Skywalker Ranch, California, United States
Website:Star Wars
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I was born at the premiere of Star Wars forming full-formed and glorious in the sudden and inevitable success of my host, George.

I laid in wait until later, when George grew old and tired and was looking more to his funds rather than his art.

And then I struck.

Special Editions? Mine.
The Phantom Menance? Mine.
Attack Of The Clones? Mine.
Jar-Jar Binks? Definitely mine.

Do you see? Do you understand?

I did it all.

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*nsync as jedi, a new hope, anakin skywalker, artistic integrity, attack of the clones, bad movies, blockbuster movies, cinema, cold hard cash, cracking down on fandom, film, george lucas, george lucas's fat neck, goiters, greedo shooting first, making money, merchandising, midichlorians, money, movies, my geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenius, parasites, phantom menace, pissing over artistic integrity, raping your childhood, return of the jedi, revenge of the sith, revisionism, rolling around in money, ruining the dream, special editions, squeezing blood from stones, star wars, the empire strikes back, young indiana jones chronicles
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